Photoshop: Japanese Culture Shock
Posted By: Bob08.22.03
The utter irony of this week's update is the fact that today is friday. I'm updating Photoshop Phursday on a friday, not a thursday! FEEL FREE TO CONTINUOUSLY POINT THAT OUT FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK YOU FUCKING DAY NAZIS!
The reason for this is because we all expect Dave to do these updates, except Dave isn't around, so naturally, everything goes to shit. That means this week, a day late, I'm being the man now dog. Our chosen topic, however, proved a little too challenging for those who decide to embarrass themselves by refusing to uninstall photoshop. Unlike Dave's predicament of "a lot", I've had to make do with just ten this Phriday.
Half of these are just fillers anyway.
Is Xana trying to tell me that McDo doesn't actually look like this in rice land?
106 compensates for a silly name with this gem.
ZeroBassX uses the internet for all the wrong reasons.
Brant's mother educates herself ahead of our date. Zing.
At least this "most obvious submission ever" was done nicely. You can blame Kyle.
Another McDonalds stab here. P demonstrates just how useless wood is.
Two of my very own made it here. By sheer coincidence there wasn't a vote on the images this time around either.
To close the curtains with, my second effort fittingly entitled "Eat semen and die". Dedicated to amputee freaks everywhere.
Treat yourself to the remaining ass on the board. Let's just hope the majority responsible for the rejected work discover and actively take part in extremely fun sports like "falling into blenders laced with cyanide and outdated prune juice".
The next contest is still undecided. Christ, we're so unorganized without our precious balding leader and his subtle guidance. Just think of it as a surprise or come to the forum with ideas of your own. Whichever works for you, baby.