Photoshop: Mixing Business With Pleasure
Posted By: Bob08.28.03
Well viewers and vieweresses, I'm back. I regret to inform you all that Dave sent me an e-mail just the other day explicitly telling me to "never update the Phursday contest ever again you faggot". If he does manage to haul himself out of the raging fire up in Canada, like in that fire scene from "Terminator", I never received such an e-mail. Got that? Good.
This week we set the anti-talented goons an antonymic task that guaranteed us at least one laugh. To many on the forum that basically translated into "do not bother this week" and to others, "use mspaint while taking an overdose of ritalin". Suffice to say, only me and a handful of others have produced the magic this time around and I'm still undecided on whether or not that's a good thing. Let's see!
Penguin shows us just how the tycoons unwind after a hard day's firing.
More spicy hot Penguin action with this little number.
I'm still trying to find what's been edited in this picture by Will.
Will defines "pleasure" for us by creating this FS-orientated submission.
Completing his hat-trick of entries, Will manages to get me hard. Mmm, dogs.
Ignodium could've saved America time and money by showing us this photographic evidence of who's responsible for the infamous shuttle crash.
Atomik has been stealing security tapes from clubs again.
Woman. Kitchen. It's all Xana's fault.
I'm responsible for this ending piece. Not sure about you but I'd certainly buy "Microsoft Lubricated".
Feel free to check out the rejected submissions by clicking the link here. I wouldn't hold your breath, though.
This Weeks Contest: Still undecided! We'll probably settle on something that'll easily allow us to use goatse time and time again, though. Check the content forum sometime during the week when we'll hopefully pull ourselves together and produce some magic. Think you can do better? Well, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.