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OZZY RULESPosted by: JoshOZZY RULES: Who are you? E-Reverend: Hey My name is stan You don't really know me how are you today? OZZY RULES: I'm fine do you know me E-Reverend: Nope, your user details said you were a metal head and that you liked cars and sports, so you seemed cool, someone I'd want ot talk to OZZY RULES: oh ok cool E-Reverend: yeah, ozzy rules!!!! So what are you doing? What's up? OZZY RULES: right now i am listenin to MegaDeth E-Reverend: rockin' man! OZZY RULES: ya! they are cool! E-Reverend: So, you're a big sports guy huh? sports are fun! OZZY RULES: ya E-Reverend: Did ya ever just kick someone in the back? OZZY RULES: not but i kneed someone in the face once E-Reverend: HA HA! WOW! what did he do? OZZY RULES: nothing, i broke his face E-Reverend: That's pretty manly, man! man, what sport were you playing? OZZY RULES: football he bent down to tackle me by my knees so i lifted my knee and his face happened to be in the way E-Reverend: Wow! thats cool dude! so, do you have a girlfriend? OZZY RULES: not right now E-Reverend: Aw dude, that's too bad maybe your penis is just really tiny or something or maybe your little "games" in the lockeroom with the other football players have gotten around to everyone maybe i shouuld have asked "do you have a boyfriend" then E-Reverend: So, do you have a boyfriend? I saw the way you were looking at my ass earlier, I kinda didn't mind E-Reverend: hello? E-Reverend: You know the smell of your DICK, freshly rammed in and out, in and out, of a nice supple young boy? There's nothing like it. I KNOW you know what I'm talking about here, don't die on me man! COME ON, TWIST THOSE NIBBLETS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! OZZY RULES! OZZY RULES! MEGADEATHHHHHHHHH E-Reverend: Ok dude man I'll catch you on the flipside..keep on rockin' |
