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The Groon Logs
Posted by:
Dave
10.21.03
Live video chat took place on
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in home.numbtheo.1493
WONDERVIC: MORE LIKE BUFFOON
WONDERVIC: haha I still got it
Groon: Hi room
AssLemon: HELLO
AssLemon: ASL
Groon: asl?
AssLemon: AHHH
WONDERVIC: 16/f/sc
AssLemon: CREEPY GUY
AssLemon: PRIVATE MESSAGING
AssLemon: HOT
AssLemon: lol
AssLemon: aw he leaved ;(
Groon: ok
AssLemon: slow a bit, groon?
AssLemon: it's ok
Groon: what slow?
daev: HEY GROONAY
daev: ITS UR BIRTHDAY
AssLemon: what you say?
AssLemon: TAKE OFF EVERY DAVE
AssLemon: this is the hottest thing. i have ever seen
Groon: ok
daev: ohhh yeeaaaa
AssLemon: i fear
AssLemon: the action
WONDERVIC: Groon has a cane is he blind??
daev: hahaha
daev: YESSSSS
AssLemon: ahahah
AssLemon: delicious
daev: IT BEGINS
WONDERVIC: hey blindy's gonna masturbate
AssLemon: SLAP IT
AssLemon: SLAP ITTTT
AssLemon: HARDER
AssLemon: NOW FASTER
WONDERVIC: blindy's gonna stick shit up his ass
daev: WORK IT OLD MAN
WONDERVIC: STICK YOUR SLAPPIN STICK UP UR ASS D00D
WONDERVIC: IT'LL INDUCE BETTER ORGASMS
AssLemon: PUT IT IN UR PEE HOLEPLZ
WONDERVIC: YA
daev: YYEEEAAAAAAA
AssLemon: oh man
daev: so hard
daev: sooooo
AssLemon: YES
daev: hard
AssLemon: YOU'RE A BAD BOY
WONDERVIC: I'm a muslim girl so I cant take off my robe
AssLemon: DADDY DOESNT LIKE BAD BOYS
WONDERVIC: omg does that hurt???
WONDERVIC: out of all the ivisit perverts, this guy's the oddest
WONDERVIC: he's got it all choreographed and what not
AssLemon: = best?
daev: i love him
AssLemon: my hero
Groon: balls too?
AssLemon: oh man
daev: OH HELLZ YA
AssLemon: YESS
daev: one small step for groon
Groon: but it hurts...
daev: one giant leap
daev: for me?
TROG: Hi all
daev: YOU LOVE THE PAIN GROONY
WONDERVIC: hi Trog, be sure to watch Groon :D
AssLemon: haha
AssLemon: BE A MAN
daev: HARDER
daev: I COMMAND THEEE
AssLemon: CRUSH A TESTICLE
TROG: Why is that ??
Groon: Lemon is the boss
daev: !
AssLemon: aww
AssLemon: poor dave
AssLemon: let him have some control
daev: pwned
daev: it makes lemon hot when i make the calls
daev: trust me
AssLemon: the key is to be born without a penis
Groon: you are the Boss, lemon
AssLemon: then you get to tell people to crush their balls
AssLemon: I AM APPOINTING DAVE
daev: SEE
AssLemon: AS MY LORD CAPTAIN
daev: YES
WONDERVIC: MY NAME'S VIC
daev: MANGINA
AssLemon: delicious
daev: o snap
daev: so hard, groony
AssLemon: ahaha
WONDERVIC: BUNDLE
daev: FRUIT
AssLemon: one day
daev: BASKET
AssLemon: i can achieve this
daev: AHOY
WONDERVIC: I SURE HOPE SO LISS
daev: YES
Groon: whip it?
AssLemon: YES
daev: dear jesus yes
Unidan: what
Unidan: what th efuck
WONDERVIC: Ben came in just in time
Unidan: whats goin on
Groon: from front or back?
Unidan: what am i missin'
AssLemon: WHIP IT
Groon: back?
NumbTheo: wtf
NumbTheo: wtyf
NumbTheo: wt
NumbTheo: f
NumbTheo: oh lol
NumbTheo: i am here
NumbTheo: and i am certainly QUEER
daev: GROON IS THE MAN
Unidan: whats going on
NumbTheo: hello friends
WONDERVIC: HELLO THEO
AssLemon: TEHO
WONDERVIC: I AM WEARING A MASK
NumbTheo: i can see all you pretty things
NumbTheo: this is very excitint
daev: GROON
daev: STICK IT IN
NumbTheo: what is he doing
AssLemon: GROON DO IT
NumbTheo: what
NumbTheo: oh what
NumbTheo: is he doing
daev: STICK THE POINTY IN THE MUSHY
Unidan: what the fucks going on
daev: YES
daev: BEAT IT
AssLemon: BEN
AssLemon: YOU WANT TO SEE BEAT MEAT YES?
Unidan: I can't see him
Unidan: I was just about to beat it myself when dave dragged me in here
Unidan: I was hoping someone was nude
AssLemon: someone is
Unidan: but it was some guy who I can't see ;(
AssLemon: :D
daev: someone is
AssLemon: it's like the cock violin
Unidan: ...can...can I just go beat off now?
AssLemon: you're missing out ben
Unidan: I can't see him
AssLemon: haha
AssLemon: dave
AssLemon: this is my birthday/christmas present to you ;D
daev: i love u guys
AssLemon: <3
daev: STICK THE POINTY IN THE MUSHY GROON
NumbTheo: oh my deuce
NumbTheo: can anyone see my cam
daev: SMACK IT HARD
AssLemon: ahah theo
AssLemon: it's froze teho
NumbTheo: i know
AssLemon: OR DO YOU
NumbTheo: if i keep it streeeming
NumbTheo: then it makes my processor do a die
WONDERVIC: it isnt froze for me
AssLemon: ah
AssLemon: yesssss groon
NumbTheo: but this is good
daev: please insert stick in mushy plz
AssLemon: yessss
NumbTheo: cause i can ivizsit
NumbTheo: for glory
daev: spank your ass
NumbTheo: WAT THE SHIT IS HE DOING
AssLemon: NOW GROON
AssLemon: NOW
Ignodium: YO
Ignodium: its fuahahaha
AssLemon: eheheh
NumbTheo: euheeee
AssLemon: I CALL THE SHOTS GUYS
daev: HOTTTTT
AssLemon: ANY REQUESTS?
NumbTheo: dear
NumbTheo: fuck
NumbTheo: is he jamming
NumbTheo: it in here?
NumbTheo: there?
NumbTheo: oh man
Ignodium: i GOT A NEW MONITOR HOMEBOYS
AssLemon: groon: harder
NumbTheo: aahaah
NumbTheo: ahahaahaha
NumbTheo: ahahaah
NumbTheo: ahaaa
WONDERVIC: No one cares Iggy
NumbTheo: GOATSE
Ignodium: I DO
NumbTheo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ignodium: YOU FAGGOT
daev: YES
daev: GROON
WONDERVIC: Groon is putting on a show
daev: I LOVE U
NumbTheo: I CAN see iggy
NumbTheo: hes pimpin
daev: LEMON IS COMING BACK BABY
daev: DO GO SOFT ON US NOW
Ignodium: ICE IS BACK
AssLemon: i'm here!!
Ignodium: WITH A BRAND
Ignodium: NEW
Ignodium: ADDICTION
Ignodium: you guys want to see the worst cut ever?
AssLemon: i can't see groon ;(
daev: i want to see groon stick it in his ass again
AssLemon: me too
AssLemon: me too
Ignodium: wait
Ignodium: what happened?
WONDERVIC: Iggy doesnt seem to grasp the concept of Groon
daev: what are you doin groon?
AssLemon: groon, less sass more ass plz
Groon: It is painfull in the ass, umless you like it... Wanna se close view of asshole or whole ass?
AssLemon: oh man
WONDERVIC: CLOSE VIEW
daev: O
daev: SNAP
Ignodium: WHY
daev: CLOSE UP
AssLemon: dave?
Ignodium: NOT
daev: THEN STICK IT IN
AssLemon: GO WITH CLOSE
Ignodium: BOTH
Groon: ok
AssLemon: THEN WHOLE
Ignodium: I dont know if I should be doing this
AssLemon: FOR THE KIDS
Ignodium: because I know my parents will come down
Ignodium: right now
AssLemon: haha
AssLemon: LETS SEE SOME GOATSE
NumbTheo: dear
AssLemon: MONEY SHOT
NumbTheo: lord
Ignodium: OH GOD
NumbTheo: oh
Ignodium: SO THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
NumbTheo: god
WONDERVIC: GOATSE IT UP
NumbTheo: pliease
NumbTheo: no
Ignodium: did someone printscreen that?
daev: i dont even know anymore
NumbTheo: this is wrong
NumbTheo: in about... 40000000000000 wayds
Ignodium: please
Ignodium: tell me
daev: im on fire
Ignodium: that someone printscreened it
AssLemon: aww groon, it's all good fun :D
NumbTheo: we just had
NumbTheo: live
NumbTheo: goatse
Ignodium: ahah
Ignodium: grooncock
NumbTheo: i think dave, you called me in at the right time
NumbTheo: GROONED
daev: MMHMM
NumbTheo:
www.groonse.cx
WONDERVIC: Dave's in heaven
Ignodium: ehehe
Ignodium: groon.tk is available I bet
Ignodium: lets make it
WONDERVIC: and we would've all missed this if I didnt get the idea to go in ivisit
daev: THX 2 VIC
NumbTheo: dont fool yourself vic
Ignodium: I also have homework
Ignodium: so l8r
NumbTheo: you can find fledgling wannabe goatses
NumbTheo: alkl over this world
WONDERVIC: but not LIVE ONES
NumbTheo: tmayeb so
NumbTheo: pleaase
NumbTheo: nicllle
WONDERVIC: besides I didnt plan this, its an UNEXPECTED SURPRISE
NumbTheo: let me see the goatseeee
NumbTheo: HE
NumbTheo: WROTE
NumbTheo: SEOMTHING
NumbTheo: ON HIS COCK
NumbTheo: OYH MY GFOD
AssLemon: MERRY CHRISTMAS DAVE
NumbTheo: " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AssLemon: GROON
WONDERVIC: YES!!!!!!!!!
AssLemon: BEST EVER
AssLemon: THANK YOU
NumbTheo: PRINTSCRON
NumbTheo: IT
NumbTheo: NOW
WONDERVIC: HE DREW A SMILEY ON HIS COCK
yvette42: hi
NumbTheo: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
daev: MAKE IT DANCE!!!
NumbTheo: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
AssLemon: he's got a hat!
AssLemon: DACNE
AssLemon: i want to see dancing
NumbTheo: im lauihging so much
NumbTheo: what a fucking social freak
NumbTheo: aahahaah
NumbTheo: a
daev: im so hard groon
daev: so hard
AssLemon: that is beautiful
daev: i coudl work construction with this cock
NumbTheo: but now i come to realise
NumbTheo: it is 2.15bin the morning
NumbTheo: and i am lookiung at a man play surreal games with his genitals
NumbTheo: im not sure
NumbTheo: where to go from here
daev: hahaha
AssLemon: hahehe
NumbTheo: nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooo
AssLemon: GROOON
AssLemon: COME BACKKK
WONDERVIC: WHAT HAPPENED TO GROON !?!
NumbTheo: ok you fuckers if antyhing else happens you best tell me
NumbTheo: cause im going sleepy now
AssLemon: hehe theo
AssLemon: yes sir
NumbTheo: <3
NumbTheo: BYE KIDS
AssLemon: g'ngihthath
NumbTheo: TUT TUT
NumbTheo: BYE NNINJA VIC
NumbTheo: BYE GROOMNDAVE
AssLemon: i would like to dedicate this moment to vic
WONDERVIC: :O
daev: and the letter m
NumbTheo: HEHEHE
AssLemon: for whithout which, none of us would see the glory
NumbTheo: HOORAY FOR GROOON
WONDERVIC: is Groon doing stuff righ now?
AssLemon: he's disconnected for me
WONDERVIC: :(
daev: says disconnected
AssLemon: ;(
WONDERVIC: me too
AssLemon: ivisit has the most socially hip people ever
AssLemon: :D
LATER...
WONDERVIC: GROOOOOOOOON
AssLemon: :DDDD
daev: GROON
daev: PART
daev: TWO
WONDERVIC: DEUX
daev: OH
AssLemon: ahaha
WONDERVIC: LISS FIX UR CAM
AssLemon: rock on
daev: STILL THERE BABAY
lynxtor: GROON, SHOVE THE STICK DOWN YOUR PEEHOLE
AssLemon: vic: its like that for a reason
AssLemon: i'm all towel headed and jammied up
AssLemon: LOL SO NOT HOT
WONDERVIC: dont care
AssLemon: meh
daev: GROON
AssLemon: i go dfry my hair
daev: STICK YOUR COCK IS SOMETHING WEIRD!
AssLemon: be back in 5
daev: IS = IN
Profound_Alias: How sweet it is to be somewhat technologically inclined.
daev: i know its been done
daev: but pointy
daev: mushy
daev: make it happy groon
daev: oh yeeaaa
daev: work it
daev: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT THING
Profound_Alias: ..I am truly frightened right now.
WONDERVIC: I dont think your penis should bend that way
daev: HIYOOO
daev: groon
daev: fruit basket plz
LazyWill: whos fernando
Profound_Alias: Seriously though. Terrified.
daev: groon
daev: go to the fridge
daev: and cover yourself in mayo
Profound_Alias: The cowboy hat really makes the whole thing, Dave.
daev: and liss will lick it off
lynxtor: Seriously Groony, do you cum eventually after whipping it like that?
LazyWill: hell ... will will lick it off
Profound_Alias: That and the dance.
daev: MAYONAISE MOTHERBITCHES
daev: FRUIT
daev: BASKET
daev: HYOOOOOOO
daev: now piss
Profound_Alias: I'm going to cry.
LazyWill:
Profound_Alias: Well put, Will. Well put.
daev: groon
daev: can you suck yourself off?
daev: you know
daev: sexually
daev: ?
Profound_Alias: Because there's some non-sexual way to suck your own dick.
daev: get out
LazyWill: lol
lynxtor: i will have to see if i can get my video camera to work as a webcam
daev: groon
daev: can you get hard
daev: and then piss
daev: into a bucket or something
daev: that wouldbe pretty hot
LazyWill: and then wash with it
Profound_Alias: Will, is that a toothbrush?
daev: plz pee
LazyWill: no ...
LazyWill: its a fuckign mop
Profound_Alias: How the fuck did you fit a mop into your mouth?
LazyWill: lol
daev: dammit
Profound_Alias: Much better.
daev: groon part two sucked
LazyWill: NOooo
lynxtor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WONDERVIC: !!!!!!!!!
Profound_Alias: That was disturbing on a number of levels.
lynxtor: What's some good webcam software?
lynxtor: I NEED SOME WEBCAM SOFTWARES
lynxtor: OH HEY LISS I SEE YOUR FACE
WONDERVIC: Liss you totally missed out
AssLemon: yeah
AssLemon: ;(
AssLemon: what did he do this time
lynxtor: Whipped it
AssLemon: lol@jung action
AssLemon: CHECK THE ROOMATE
AssLemon: HOT ASIA LOVE 4 U
lynxtor: and showed some serious ass
WONDERVIC: pix plz
AssLemon: lewl
LazyWill: lol
AssLemon: ahaha
AssLemon: groon should be
AssLemon: or pee
WONDERVIC: Dave asked him to pee
AssLemon: amen dave
lynxtor: several times
lynxtor: HI GROON
WONDERVIC: BACK!
WONDERVIC: LISS CAN MAKE HIM DO THINGS
AssLemon: GROON: DO A URINATE PLZ
AssLemon: /me has the touch
daev: wait
daev: WAIT
AssLemon: :o
LazyWill: lol
Profound_Alias: I'm cryin' on the inside.
lynxtor: i don't see groon
AssLemon: neither do i
AssLemon: my pants weep
LazyWill: neither do i
LazyWill: steady on
daev: whats the deal groony
daev: maybe hes getting his pee bucket
AssLemon: lynx, is your cam supposed to not be seen plzyes?
lynxtor: HERE WE ARE
lynxtor: Not yet
LazyWill: sum1 tell me wen hes on
AssLemon: k
lynxtor: i'm going to get my video camera and then link it up to the puter
lynxtor: and then get some softwares
AssLemon: omfg
AssLemon: hltot.
LazyWill: lol
LazyWill: that works i think
LazyWill: i think it can do it straight thru ivist
LazyWill: look in preferences
Profound_Alias: Kamalou looks like he's going to vomit.
daev: VOMIT
daev: THATS COOL TOO
lynxtor: it's a video camera though
AssLemon: kamalou looks like vomit lololol
AssLemon: VOMIT
lynxtor: with a really short USB camera
daev: i just want to see some bodily fluids
lynxtor: cable
AssLemon: THEN PEE IN IT
AssLemon: hehee
AssLemon: oh dave
LazyWill: i kno
LazyWill: preferences>video
AssLemon: a romantic to the last
Profound_Alias: SUPAJIZZ
lynxtor: brbrbrbrbr
LazyWill: im not getting any groon movement
LazyWill: GAY
AssLemon: omg being flipped off so offended plz die omfg
AssLemon: VIC:
AssLemon: GET SASSY
WONDERVIC: it'd be great if Liss's roommate turned around
AssLemon: hehe
AssLemon: she wont
AssLemon: the best part
AssLemon: is how she and i dont talk at all
WONDERVIC: and saw Groon
daev: GROON LIVE?
Profound_Alias: That would be pretty funny.
AssLemon: except when we say goodnight :D
AssLemon: AND HAVE SEXXX
WONDERVIC: say goodnight... WITH TONGUES?
AssLemon: with VAGINAS
AssLemon: :O
LazyWill: or WAS groon
WONDERVIC: omg vaginas cant have sex together
daev: VOMIT KAM
LazyWill: lissa and groon are dating? :O
AssLemon: slow...ass....lag???
AssLemon: in teh but
WONDERVIC: HOT
AssLemon: he totally goatsed for me
AssLemon: <3
daev: groon
daev: where are you groon
AssLemon: groon come back we miss you ;(
daev: team kamalou should vomit
daev: cmon bud
daev: take one for the team
LazyWill: dare i leaeve and come back?
LazyWill: will ther be space?
AssLemon: woh knowssss
Profound_Alias: I'm going to have nightmares.
Kamalou: what was that
AssLemon: YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGHTMARE
LazyWill: kik a random if ther is ... im just restarting
Profound_Alias: Yeaaah.
AssLemon: groon groon groon
daev: GROON BABY
AssLemon: dave's bobbing is infectious
daev: I LOVE U GROON
Profound_Alias: ?
AssLemon: GROON = HERO
daev: COCK SOLO
AssLemon: whoa lights on :o
AssLemon: ahahah
AssLemon: :D
AssLemon: aww she almost turned around
AssLemon: fuck you, jung
WONDERVIC: :O
daev: haha
daev: what is she doing?
*** moonraker has been removed by daev ***
daev: WHATS GOIN ON GROON
WONDERVIC: best facecock ever
daev: ARGH
lynxtor: ok niggers i have the camera connected
daev: MY GROON
AssLemon: NOO
AssLemon: NOOOOOOOO
LazyWill: GAY
AssLemon: YAY
AssLemon: GROON
daev: GROOOONN
daev: <3
daev: GROON
lynxtor: K i'll just restart the puter
LazyWill: CUT THE HEAD FO YOUR DICK OFF
daev: haahahah
WONDERVIC: WAY TO SNEEZE LISS
daev: OH
daev: SNAP
AssLemon: :D
daev: SNAAAAPPPPP
AssLemon: augh my sneeze
LazyWill: LOL
daev: ahahaha
LazyWill: AT CUMMING
daev: YES
WONDERVIC: HE'S JIZZIN!
daev: GROON
daev: PONE
LazyWill: <3 4 EVER
AssLemon: :D!!!
daev: ahahahahaha
WONDERVIC: this is the best night ever
AssLemon: MONEY SHOT
LazyWill: LOL
LazyWill: did u get all that dave?
daev: recorded
daev: yep
LazyWill: cos i got the ejaculating
AssLemon: hahah
LazyWill: inacse needed
AssLemon: oh dave
WONDERVIC: ok Liss make out with Jung now
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