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Bad Ass RedneckPosted by: JoshBad Ass Redneck: who are u Bad Ass Redneck: do I know u. u answer now. hello E-Reverend: sorry I was away from my computer for a second my name is Lance, how are you? Bad Ass Redneck: good lance who? E-Reverend: lance hendricson Bad Ass Redneck: where are u from E-Reverend: kentucky. home of billy bob thornton, and the world's biggest truck Bad Ass Redneck: hey i dont know u E-Reverend: oops, ya figured me out, do you know a lot of guys named lance? where are you from? Bad Ass Redneck: maine E-Reverend: wow, I didn't know there was so many bad ass rednecks in maine. We're everywhere in kentucky. So, what are your likes and dislikes? Bad Ass Redneck: well i am not gay E-Reverend: Hahaha! That's okay, I Was just asking, so I knew what we had in common to talk about Bad Ass Redneck: well i only talk to pepole i know E-Reverend: well you could know me, if you want, I mean, Im here, youre here, we can talk, then we know each other... Bad Ass Redneck: no E-Reverend: oh come on, why not? Why dont you want to talk to me? Bad Ass Redneck: ok are u gay?? E-Reverend: Do I put out a gay vibe? Bad Ass Redneck: yes E-Reverend: well, is there anything wrong with me being gay? you could still talk to me, even though I dont date women Bad Ass Redneck: well i cant talk to u E-Reverend: But why not? You cant say you dont know me, we're bonding You know tonnes about me now: my name, where I live, my sexual preference. My shoe size is 13 if you're curious. . . . Bad Ass Redneck: no E-Reverend: you fucking pansy bitch. I may be gay but I could kick your lily ass three ways from sunday. You're afraid to talk to me, because you think I'm gonna turn you to the dark side and you'll start having strange thoughts about the dog or some crap. Well, news flash girlfriend, I wouldn't screw you with a ten-foot pole...no matter how fun it would be. Bad Ass Redneck: u stop talking now E-Reverend: You want me, I can tell.... *no response* |
