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And Now a Word from our SponsorBy: Xerjester01.24.02  "We've switched Bob's Folger's Crystals with street-grade Crack. Let's see if he can tell the difference." Lack of sleep does marvelous things to you. Hallucinations, cravings for odd foods, and finding things like ceiling fans to be endlessly funny. And no, this has nothing to do with this rant, but hear me out- I'm really going somewhere with this. So during this recent bout of sleep deprivation - in the range of 45 hours to be exact - Dave chimes in on my messenger thing there and up pops a url for some non-descript forum ubb. He tells me to go there and be amused. Apparently he gets off to this kind of thing in the morning...well that and the pr0n. I hesitate, wondering what kind of depravity Mr.. Teatro is trying to impress on me, and then he makes the comment about how he "just can't argue with these people". Argue, you say? I'm so there. So I pop in the link and wait for the page to load. Instantly I'm greeted with a topic about Gun-Control policies and right to bear arms. Eh, I couldn't care less about that, so I keep scrolling down to read other topics. I can't sleep, and I have nothing better to do, so I might as well see what Dave finds so funny about this one board in particular. Well, that and the ceiling fan lost all humor for me. I swear the thing was hilarious at 4 am. So I plow through some more topics about left-wing this and liberal idiot that, and I come to a shocking realization: these people aren't joking around. They mean all the things they are typing in here. I mean, here at FS you'll find a lot of joking around about things just to shock people, (WTC anyone?) but these forum goers are one-hundred percent dead serious about believing the shit they are ranting about; be it about killing off a race or two or forming a lynch mob to track down that American Taliban militant and stripping off his skin just because he didn't get the death penalty. - apparently, several consecutive life sentences just aren't enough. *shrug* I've come across people set in their ways, even in out and out stupidity. Churches, KKK, neo-nazi groups, etc etc. But I have never seen such a zeal for preaching idiocy and BELIEVING it. I could see why Dave found this so funny, because you had to laugh at these people. So I had to see who was hosting this lovely piece of ignorance. And that's where the fun REALLY began. Ladies and Gentlemen, Pandora's box has just had the lid RIPPED off it's hinges. I proudly present:  www.biseor.com Welcome to the grand-pappy of paranoid delusional propaganda. Let's meet our host, shall we?  "Hello. My name is Biseor. And I enjoy the finer things in life, such as little boys and warm monkey leather." Name: Biseor Don't you just want to worship the guy already? I mean, he's affiliated with Bad Dudes, man. BAD DUDES! That game was aweso- wait a minute....Republic of the- HEY, I think he's serious here! Something's not right here...Let's read on. Background: Biseor has always been an outspoken conservative from the day he was born. Earlier in his life he was sent to jail on his fifteenth birthday for killing a hippie. Later when released, he went to the hippies grave, and pissed on it. Biseor is best known for his "fight against liberalism", exposing himself in public, and using ultra-profane language to get his message across. He currently lives in Washington.Charming. Ok, I gotta touch base on this one. "Outspoken conservative from the day he was born"?! Give me a break. I doubt his first words were "Hey ma, tell that fucking liberal ass of a god-damned Commie father of mine to bring me my binky". I actually thought this guy was joking around. I mean, it was funny, and Dave was visiting regularly and found it hilarious, but then again I was amazed as I went on to read his content. The guy was actually convinced of all this shit. He believes that there's some massive - and this is how HE puts it: "vast left-wing conspiracy" amassing a virtual army of lies and propaganda to destroy all "right-minded Americans" out there who may share Biseor's sick little view. I say sick because of his section devoted to how he views AIDS.  "Jesus loves you, and that's why he hath unleashed the plague of death upon you all. Love hurts, you sinner you." And when I say section, allow me to put that into proper terms for you: imagine THIS ENTIRE SITE, www.fucksociety.ca,with all cartoons, rants, and forum, devoted to nothing but ONE subject and convincing people that the views represented there were not only the correct ones, but the only TRUTH in existence. Get the picture? Ok, this is just one SECTION of this place biseor calls home. He has an entire site within a site, and it's all focused on his view on the virus. Care to know what that view is? Here's a few of the more choice cuts I came across: "AIDS is about 99.9% a discriminating disease. Don't let the vast left wing conspiracy trick you." Wheee! He isn't kidding kids! The AIDS virus specifically targets certain races and lifestyles. It is a sentient monster, but don't worry. It has selective tastes you see, and never goes after good and pure Americans.  "AIDS only kills you damn commies out there. God's red-white-and-blue American, just like Uncle Dad and my wife, Sis." Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. MM hmm. Pull the other one. The funny thing here is, he goes completely against that opening statement in the next sentence or so, admitting that "pretty much everyone can contract aids". Way to prove your point there, slick. It's about this time that he must have had another psychotic episode, because he trails off on a tangent about how there is a form of AIDS for cats. Personally I would've related more to a ceiling-fan form of the virus, but he's not sleep-deprived, just insane. Now while I can't dispute this, (namely because I'm too lazy to look it up to see if it's true or not) I mention it because he claims the only reason the "lefties" aren't wailing about the critters dying is because they can't hold signs, make banners, or march in their left-wing protests. Hot Diggity-dayum. In fact, let's see what at his overall view on what the AIDS virus truly is: "Simply this, I have the belief that AIDS is a degenerate cleansing device. It cleans our lands of dirty dirty people. People that would inspire sites such as goatse.cx or such." ZING! Well certainly this man is who we want teaching our chitlins'. "You see Billy, AIDS is a magical monster that eats up all the Bad People, y'know, like spics and Jews. Now go to sleep, and tomorrow I'll teach you all about Unky Hitler." Christ I would love to see what this guy would have to say about FS. Ah but the hate flows freely. Observe, and be amazed: "If your a toe ring wearing whore, and you spread your skank legs for every warm stick that can get hard, fuck, you can go straight to hell too. You're degenerate punk ass deserved it. Sure, go around and shoot up on some heroin you dumb fuck. Do you think I care if your stupid ass gets AIDS? Go fuck around with every race, sex, animal you want. You pay the consequences for your stupidity, and quite frankly I think the world is better off without your stupid degenerate ass."  Upon hearing her son's harsh commentary, Mrs. Biseor was quoted replying "You ungrateful Brat! wait till your father hears about this, whichever one that is!" And of course his (cue yet another Hitler reference) "ultimate solution": "All you do, is spend a few dollars here and there and build concentration camps. Call them fun-happy cities, I don't give a shit. In order to kill this disease, you can waste millions of billions of dollars on a cure that will never be found, or you can destroy the disease. First off, stop all flow of these fucking aids cocktails. This prolongs the life and health of the aids patient. In turn they spread their filthy disease around to more fuck faces. " And finally, the statement that I had to re-read 5 times to really get the full effect: "Can you understand what I'm trying to tell you?!? Listen up stupid, AIDS is 100% preventable." Don't you love this guy? He pulls all manner of crazy statistics out of his ass , but this one takes the cake. That's right, there shouldn't even BE and AIDS problem, because it is 100 percent preventable. Forget blood transfusion mishaps, forget condoms breaking, forget those babies who were born with AIDS without shooting up, getting quack dental work or even having sex. According to this guy's reasoning the little bastards got what they deserved. Nope, the worst epidemic to hit humanity since the Black Death is absolutely, positively and totally preventable. Praise Jesus! Hallelujah! This man has found the answer!! So I left the warm bosom of the AIDS section (complete with it's own 50's style info-films about the disease and who REALLY catches it) and went onto other points of interest on the site. First off, there's the quality film review portion of the pie. Here, Biseor rates the best that Hollywood has to offer on his patented "frozen penis" system. First up, Will Smith in "Ali". Apparently, at least according to Biseor, "Ali" is yet another left-wing conspiracy to brainwash Americans.  Will smith and Mohammed Ali exhange a heartfelt moment. Will:"I toldya they'd find out about our plans man. You wouldn't lissen." Ali:"IMA FUCK YOU UP, FRESHY." I personally thought the movie was an attempt by Will Smith to "play actor" for a change. Now, this guy and E-Rev both hate Will Smith, but at least The Reverend doesn't connect Smith to some world-wide clandestine plot. He has his reasons, while Biseor's entire mode of thinking involves the pizza-van in front of his house (which is actually a Federal surveillance Team) and his neighbor, the gardener (who is really the homosexual leader of the Neo-Communist Regime). I would ask for the list of the drugs this guy takes, but I don't think I have that much hard drive space for all the different brain tonics he abuses. But he thought Lord of The Rings was fantastic. It got 3 out of a possible 5 chilled cocks. Coincidence? Off to another section, and even more proof that the gene pool needs a serious dose of chlorine. we come to the letters section, where our benevolent host Biseor takes time out of his busy pipe-bomb making schedule to answer all incoming mail from viewers. Let's take a look at one in particular. Viewer: YOUR SITE IS FUCKING AWEMSOE!MOTHER FUCKING LIBERALS DAAND NIGGERS!! KILLEM ALL!! Biseor Responds: When did I or Luigi ever say anything about killing niggers? We here at Biseor.com love and respect niggers. ...Yep. The mind boggles. I have to repeat: This isn't him joking around, it's not FS sarcasm. He's serious. I mean, the writer is representative of the kind of die-hard viewers this site receives. Makes you want to jump all over THAT bandwagon, doesn't it? And if you're truly interested in more words of wisdom from Biseor, he has so kindly made a recording of a promotional ad available on the site. Since I'm not too keen on bumping up this guy's incoming traffic, you can listen to it HERE. I won't spoil the surprise, but if you managed to read this far and not fall asleep, then you have a pretty good idea what you're in for. These type of people are out there. They're breeding. And they are teaching their lil offshoots that this type of ignorance is ok. If that doesn't frighten you, then picture this: ALL of them back their belief system up with none other than the bible. Funny how all the other Hate-Groups and organized idiots out there do the exact same thing. Oh, and yes, he supports the KKK home page. Hooray for mass online bigotry! So, back to what started this, the forum he runs. That will be the focus of this week's experiment. Bear with me, I'm pushing 50+ hours now without rest. The ceiling fan has ceased to be amusing at all, in fact, I think it's part of a conspiracy too. Lousy conservative ceiling fan - I bet you're just planning all manner of political shit, aren't you? Look at me when I'm talking to you!!! IMA FUCK YOU UP, YOU, FAN YOU! *flips switch to off position* Yeah..fixed YOUR ass, didn't I? Here's the idea: He's obviously in some serious need of attention, so let's give it to him. Visit his forum, read a bit, and get an idea of the people who are popping up here and there. See, the few persons who stumble in and see this guy for who he is get blasted by the regulars there who jump at the chance to defend their patron saint of stupid. They spout all manner of quotes, percentages, and data that they pulled out of thin air, and couple that with bitches about 'fucking liberal" and "stupid left-wing bullshit". So that one person's message just never gets heard. It's time to make that voice a wee bit louder. Consider FS the megaphone. Click HERE to make your presence felt and liven up his boards. Let him know Jesus sent you. |
